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Block 12:51 Thu Mar 11
What's your record number of SHITS in one day?

Well?

I've just had number 5(FIVE). Serious chafing going on.

Nutsin 4:17 Fri Mar 12
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I remember a day when I took 2 shits on Pickle, 4 shits on Mong and a giant shit on goose before wiping my shitty ars in Tex.

To day the spastics weren’t happy about it is an understatement but they got use to it eventually.

Aalborg Hammer 11:48 Fri Mar 12
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I worked in Libya and ,due to the stupidity of the company office 'clerk' not renewing my canteen pass,I had to eat in a local hostelry and caught dysentery...I lost 20 lbs in two weeks (could do with that now!!) Anything I ate or drank ..it was horrible

Block 11:36 Fri Mar 12
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Finished on 8(EIGHT).

Wiped the ol arsehole a bit too vigorously. spots of blood on the paper

:(

Lee Trundle 12:32 Fri Mar 12
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What the FUCK has happened to Gruesome Dump?

Alfs 11:52 Thu Mar 11
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I got severe sunstroke in Mykonos and I was shitting every 15 minutes for about two days. Throwing up, too. I even shat the bed.

Browno22 11:38 Thu Mar 11
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That's beautiful Virginia

Admiral Lard 11:33 Thu Mar 11
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I prefer to measure it in volume

VirginiaHam 11:31 Thu Mar 11
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Browno22 10:04 Thu Mar 11

I usually take the dog out around 10. I try and get as much done as possible before then. Rush hour is 8-9am.

I know where every temporary shitter is in the large park I take the dog for a walk in, and have had to drape my arse over a fallen tree and use leaves to tidy up as much as possible on occasion.

Browno22 11:12 Thu Mar 11
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THIS is what WHO is all about. I'll chip in for this sort of shit and Manuel can fuck off

VirginiaHam 10:56 Thu Mar 11
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Gary Strodders shank 10:33 Thu Mar 11

The most volatile mixture is real ale (as much as possible) and then a stinking hot curry.

After that combo I've had 3rd or 4th dumps (flock of pigeons) that are so painful as to be beyond description.

bruuuno 10:52 Thu Mar 11
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In Afghanistan men often greet each other by asking if the other had had a good shit that day. I suppose if you live in Afghanistan that’s as good as it gets

MaryMillingtonsGhost 10:51 Thu Mar 11
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None, for about a week or so whilst in Thailand.
6, possibly 7 (difficult to tell when in liquid form) after a dodgy chinese and far too much green, whilst also chucking up.
Luckily the basin's next to the bog.
Usually 2 or 3.

Gary Strodders shank 10:33 Thu Mar 11
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Minimum of twice a day rising to four depending on the amount of real ale drank the night before.
During the first lockdown I stopped drinking altogether and experienced a prolonged bout of constipation.

It has to be said I find having a good old clear out is one of life's simple pleasures.
On a more cautionary note I have also experienced the dreaded & unwanted follow through on a couple of occasions too.
Once when going for a piss in Wetherspoons after consuming some dodgy beer festival cider & secondly when exerting myself going for a catch in the slips following a chicken vindaloo the night before.

Raymond Reddington 10:25 Thu Mar 11
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If I’ve been on the BBQ chicken burger meal and 8 BBQ wings from the local chicken shop, then at least 3 stinking wet ones the next day

Browno22 10:04 Thu Mar 11
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Usually 2 a day. 8am is the standard time, but im inpatient so end up not getting it all out so tend to revisit at about 10am to empty the rest. Great thread

VirginiaHam 9:47 Thu Mar 11
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Bungo 8:05 Thu Mar 11

Think medical people have seen it all; nothing surprises them. I've watched nurses catch dumps during childbirth, to them experiencing all sorts of personal disasters like this....https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/vibrator-sex-toy-removed-bum-17249693.

I grew up in a house where farting and desperate toilet behaviour were sources of amusement. My father compiled a 45 minute cassette tape of his farts; my mother didn't bat an eyelid.

Farting and horrible dumps are part of life. No escape.

Bungo 8:05 Thu Mar 11
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VirginiaHam 7:12 Thu Mar 11

I'm always surprised that none of the medical people I know ever have even the merest snigger at anything to do with wees, poos or floppy willys.

The training and years of practice seems to knock it out of them. Makes me glad I never attempted to go down that road.

cup of tea 7:26 Thu Mar 11
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Last few days, about 8 times a day (watery mess)

When I had norovirus about 15 times with my arse on the toilet and head in a sink throwing up

After this weeks watery mess issues now I can't go at all

ChillTheKeel 7:17 Thu Mar 11
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The answers on here are pitiful considering the question. I bet you all shit rabbit pellets like women too.

I think mine was over 40. It's called viral gastroenteritis.

VirginiaHam 7:12 Thu Mar 11
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Bungo 6:33 Thu Mar 11

Toilet humour at it's very best, although I suspect women would be appalled.

My brother lives in London, and the Bristol scale for dumps almost broke the internet as we (cough) dissected the contents.

Northern Sold 6:54 Thu Mar 11
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You sound like my MATE Moany kev Cough son.... he's a once every 3 days shitter

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